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£1.19 for Noel Edmonds’ New Age iPhone app? No deal!

The app, which is the brainchild of Deal or No Deal host Noel Edmonds, lets you buy into the deeply odd belief system he endorses, called Cosmic Ordering. The crux of this kooky credo is that you’ve simply to ask the universe for three things that you want and it’ll grant you your wishes. Simple as that.


And the cost of this glorified personal organiser? That’s £1.19 to you, guv. Noel might think this is a small price to pay for something that “gives even the most chaotic life a new sense of order and purpose”.

We’d like to demur. In the shape of the cosy-jumpered and tidy-bearded’s one’s application pointless iPhone apps could just have reached new levels of preposterousness. And on a platform that’s given us everything from iFart to pint of beer simulators, that’s really saying something.

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