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European law sees us wave farewell to the 60W light bulb

by Deborah Burley

It’s official, the traditional 60W light bulbs will cease to exist in the not-too-distant future, due to European law enforcements banning their production.

We only sell energy-efficient light bulbs here at uSwitch, but with this news came a surge of infamous light bulb jokes around our office.

To celebrate the European domination of energy-efficient light bulbs we’d like to hear your favourite light bulb jokes, just leave a comment below.

For now, here’s some of our favourites:

 

Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None – it turned itself in.

 

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One…Two, and a-one two three four.

 

Q: How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Why bother? It’s just going to burn out anyway.

 

Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, “Ta da!”

 

Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It depends on what you want it changed into…

 

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two, one to screw it in almost all the way and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

 

Q: How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.

 

Q: How many roadies does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, two! One, two! One, Two!

 

Q: How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

A: That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb.
Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave
the bulb alone and change the room. It’s all relative.

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