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Pink phones and fluffy fiction

Available exclusively on Orange, you can get the touchscreen operated handset for just £19.03 per month. Not only does that get you a 5.1 megapixel camera and a media player, but you’ll also be entitled to 200 minutes and unlimited texts every month.


And speaking of all things pink and fluffy, today also brings the news that Mills & Boon books are coming to handsets. That means that finally you’ll be able to enjoy tales of ripping bodices and talk, dark and handsome doctors flaunting the Hippocratic oath to get frisky with their patients.

It’s great news, I suppose, if you like that sort of thing. But it’s the nation’s charity shops we feel sorry for. After years of filling their shelves with endless disposable paperbook romances, the advent of reduced mobile versions is going to make their shelves look pretty underpopulated from here on in.

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